Drama mama

Another day, another Britney meltdown. She just wants to hog all the headlines. Especially after being upstaged by her lil sis Jamie Lynn last week with her pregnancy announcement, I'm sure Brit must be scratching her (bald) head to think how she can focus the world's attention back on her. Like all has-beens, Brit knows that any news is good news. So all she has to do is act as crazy as possible. She's not really ill, she's not spiralling out of control, she's not really stressed out because of her custody battle, heck I won't be surprised if she engineered the whole thing with the help of Kfed (she'd have to pay him, of course), she's just a bored woman who just wants attention. And the world goes and say oh poor Britney this, poor Britney that. I have no sympathy for the bitch at all. It's a new job she's decided to take on because she's too lazy to get her ass back into shape and perform like a real pop tart should. Urgh, please lah, Britney, get over yourself, no one's really interested in your soap opera of a life anymore, or maybe they are, and maybe she'll finally get her own reality show (again) because we all know that's what she's really after all along. Yawn, so what's next, eh?